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Who are You? | #TheOrlandoLocals. What did you eat? | #ItsGoodAf.
What Business Are You In?  #iPowerMoves.  Where did you go? | #4EverTourist. What’s going on in Miami? | #TheMiamiLocals
Don’t forget about #TheFortLauderdaleLocals

If You Want To BE FEATURED… 
Talk To David | #David2U  
Be Local & Endorse Your Neighbors Because, There’s Power In “We” | #iFastSocial

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Who are You? | #TheOrlandoLocals. What did you eat? | #ItsGoodAf.
What Business Are You In?  #iPowerMoves.  Where did you go? | #4EverTourist. What’s going on in Miami? | #TheMiamiLocals
Don’t forget about #TheFortLauderdaleLocals

If You Want To BE FEATURED… 
Talk To David | #David2U  
Be Local & Endorse Your Neighbors Because, There’s Power In “We” | #iFastSocial

M.F.W.R.I.C. | On a Charge

When you get your Model 3 tinted, watch out for sticker SHOCK. 

Imagine driving to the tint shop. I was thinking everything would be normal. Red lights, no problem. They gave me time to daydream about Tesie’ being all blacked out.

Car guys see my “Dual Motors” and want to talk about accel-la-la-la-la-ration. 

WRONG! The correct conversation begins with “Your turquoise Chanel bag looks FIRE against those marshmallow white seats” 🡪 OMG THANK YOU! Fashionistas need to get from point-A to point-B in style.  

Sometimes you look like a splash of summertime color. NO PROBLEM, you’re going to look AMAZING against a white backdrop. 🖤🤍 Tesie’ matches with EVERYTHING!



Can you tell I’m in love?

All good love stories introduce a twist.

DID YOU JUST SAY $885.00!! It was then I was forced to realize my new electric fishbowl has more windows to tint than a Tahoe. I couldn’t breathe. All I could think about was how DEVASTATING this tint job was going to be on this month’s Sheen and Amazon orders.

Did I really need tint? I kind of enjoy being so seen. Right now, everyone can see me from over a mile away. You’re crazy if you think I want to play red-light tinder. Thank you but, NO thank you. This isn’t the three and a half to four minutes of attention I’m looking for.

I blacked out Tesie’. Now, where are we taking her.


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